About

Brian Marder is a writer-editor with over a dozen years' experience. For even longer than that, he has been pretentiously shaking his head at spelling and grammatical errors.

 Oof, do I hate pictures of me. That's why I use this one, featuring part of someone's hand, as my go-to for EVERYTHING.

Oof, do I hate pictures of me. That's why I use this one, featuring part of someone's hand, as my go-to for EVERYTHING.

 

Even more about me? I'm flattered.

I grew up in Miami, disliked it and left for NYC. Now, like most human beings, I miss what I once took for granted.

Time for some unsolicited rapid fire:

  • Apple fanboy; it's a problem
  • Coffee snob; it's a solution
  • Cat gentleman; it's a problem and a solution
  • Ready to move to upstate NY, because, you know, never be happy where you are
  • Many of my thoughts are devoted to dreaming up all manner of new ideas
  • I'm the most cynical moviegoer, and I firmly believe 'Get Out' was flawless; I may have spent time obsessing over the details
  • I screenshot copy errors and judge your brand based on them, but invariably wind up empathizing with the perp(s)
  • Larry David Lynch

 

 

 

 

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